so I’m sitting here watching one of my posts get reblogged, and it’s just spreading out in a web across tumblr.. and suddenly i think, “wow, this is how STDs work.”
one time, my sister accidentally sent a picture of her new dog to the wrong number and the recipient was real upset about it
earlier this week, my sister realized that it had been an entire year. she had a new dog and thought he might want to see
then her friend sent him a picture of her cat since he seems to really love animals
i just sent him a picture of my neighbor’s dog, sergeant
now we wait
he mad
what if bodies just had random errors like computers do
you go to receive your starbucks coffee and accidentally punch the barrista in the face then shit on the floor
What kind of fucking computer errors are you getting?
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
I downloaded a mod for Skyrim that makes it so you can whistle for your horse when you can’t find it and it’ll come to you
so I was looking for my horse and couldn’t find it so I whistled and nothing
whistled again, nothing
then the sound of a horse dying from somewhere behind me
apparently my horse had been on top of a fucking mountain and threw itself the entire way down to answer my call
drama queen
